delilah-:

Know what’s bizarre?

If I started rapping right now…

I could be credited with inventing rap music.

I SHOULD CREATE ROCK’N’ROLL 

Okay, so not even Elvis is famous yet. I’m just going to sit here and listen to jazz. 

delilah-:

Okay seriously, I’m a really bad liar. 

I feel like we’re going to have to lie and say we have crazy superpowers or whatever…

Maybe if I say my power is time travel, I can be kindofsortofhonest about things.

Man, I almost started talking about Harry Potter with this girl. This is not going to work well. 

I was totally thinking about using time travel as a power. I can do some magic tricks, though. Maybe I can use something related to that if they ask? 

derek-howdidigethere-cameron:

IT’S BECAUSE IM THE 12TH DOCTAH. DAMMIT AM I GOING TO MISS THE NEW EPISODES OF DOCTAH WHO BECAUSE OF THIS DAMN SCHOOL? FUCK EVERYTHING

Well, I don’t know what to do about that… Maybe they have a counselors office you can go to, and change out of that class?

WELL I’M GLAD YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT! I MEAN, FUCK, NOBODY WANTS TO BE TRAPPED IN THE PAST AND MISS DOCTOR WHO. 

But then I won’t have my X-Men experience. Okay, forget it, just.. never mind that. 

theadorableginger:

ben-hawthorne:

Yeah, Harry is a cool name! Lots of cool people called Harry, like Harry Pot.. I mean, nice to meet you. Did I say that already? 

Harry what? Are you one of those new kids? You guys say the darnedest things. Yes you did, but it’s okay! You’re funny. 

Harry nothing. I just said Harry. Harry. Period. 
Oh yeah I am. We are, uh.. exchange students. You know how it is, the culture thing. Thank you, you are really sweet! 

derek-howdidigethere-cameron:

OF COURSE YOU WOULD SAY THAT, YOU WEIRD ASS NERD

Ben. My last class was art. 

Unless you call watercolors X-men…

No.

OH PLEASE YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE DOCTAH

Now how was I supposed to know that? I have power-control or something on my schedule. What am I supposed to do there?